February 2012
55 posts
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nothing will make you feel quite as
white as being one of two caucasians
on the basketball court & trying to play
defense against the tallest (6’5”) one.
whoreofsatan:
i question why underwear even exists
to protect my pants from my ass.
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Apollo Creed calls Rocky Balboa
“Stallion” in normal conversation
& it makes me uncomfortable.
pretty certain I had a dream
about smoking pot with
Ron Weasley in my high
school gymnasium.
Anonymous asked: why is that most bearded men happen to be gay?
Anonymous asked: Last time you had sex with someone besides yourself?
excessive hot sauce is an excellent
way to eat anything without having
to taste it. i.e: canned tuna.
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my car smells of cloves.
in the song I’mma Buy U A Drank,
Yung Joc at one point says
“when I whisper in your ear
your legs hit the chandelier.”
it appears your ceilings are
too low for a chandelier.
barely room for a ceiling fan
from the sounds of it.
I think I’m over-analyzing.
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you know you’re famous when your
tweet about the death of a celebrity
gets as much coverage as the
death of a celebrity.
here’s looking at you, Oprah.
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I hear Tyrone Biggums will
be speaking at the service.
my Dad wasn’t/isn’t the most
inspirational person in my life,
but he did make it look so cool
to blow smoke out of your nose
when I was eight, so there’s that.
thanks Dad.
every time I indulge a couple
anons, I lose a couple followers.
I ain’t even mad.
you guys probably don’t dig
bowling like I do, but for $15
you get two hours of bowling
& UNLIMITED PIZZA, OKAY?!
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what is growing up?
joining a bowling league.
right?
Anonymous asked: I mean, it doesn't have to be anonymous.
Anonymous asked: booty call?
Anonymous asked: girlfriend?
I must say, seeing the number on the
scale go down progressively makes
eating cleaner so much easier.
chicken & broccoli
after my workout.
I’m so goddamn healthy.
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watched Kill the Irishman.
now I’m afraid to
start my car.
then you realize there’s a bulge
in your “before” picture.
which means there has to be a
bulge in the “after” picture or
the judges are going to think
something has gone
horribly awry.
Anonymous asked: What is your theme?
Anonymous asked: i'd trade nudes with you
I'm not putting nudes on my blog.
Not everybody that follows me
wants to see my errthang.
Where were you guys on the
bet BEFORE the game, anyway?!
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If New England wins, I get all the nudes.
If New York wins, I give all the nudes.
deal?
kiddin’.
maybe.
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dropped four to six pounds in
the past five days. woo!
is it strange that after just wanting
not to be big my whole life, now
I don’t want to be under 200lbs
for fear of losing power?
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Anonymous asked: just love me already.
Anonymous asked: damn you and the lust you're stirring in me.
Anonymous asked: You're very handsome. Wish we could see the rest of your face.
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“okay, one beer.”
three beers and two shots later …