January 2012
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nothing quite as enjoyable as
trying to sing Ramble On as
accurately as possible.
which is not very possible.
my body feels beaten.
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oh nothing, just seeing
Anthony Green & the Dear Hunter
tonight in Atlanta.
first show in little while.
excited!
Mr. Crecenzo, I’ve missed you.
I promise these aren’t skinny jeans.
I just have a lot of ass & thighs.
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the cover of Life & Style says
“How [Eva Mendes] seduced Ryan [Gosling.]”
I’m guessing it went a little like this:
“hi Ryan, I’m Eva Mendes.”
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a truck was coming towards me
in a parking lot & my first thought
was not “move.”
it was “I will punch this truck.”
what is wrong with me?
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I should’ve brought a
book to work tonight.
that’s the third steroids comment tonight.
I’m telling you,
my shirt is just too small.
though it is a little flattering.
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so am I more likely to receive
oral sex if my penis is wrapped
in fruit roll up?
joshishollywood:
Statistically speaking there’s at least one married couple out there who had their first dance at their wedding to “Pony” by Ginuwine, think about that for a second
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scramble with friends.
my new favorite.
boggle this -
‘docislegend’
let’s play.
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I heard a man refer to himself
as ‘Daddy’ in a conversation tonight.
as in, “Daddy’s got some fight in him.”
I don’t really know what to say.
Maybe it was the tone. & accent.
I bet he drinks a lot of Bud Light.
Probably a Nascar fan. Thinks
Hank Jr. is god’s gift to music.
Just guessing.
steve holt: steve holt
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those last two posts make me
sound depresses about my body.
I’m not. The first seemed funny to me,
the second is just truth, I can get
more muscular far easier than
I can get defined.
Pros & Cons, you know.
Grass is always greener
type of thing.
I wish it was as easy for me to get lean
as it is to put on muscle size. Man.
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docislegend asked: you're fat.
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to start, I don’t commonly remember my dreams. that said -
i’ve started taking a supplement called ZMA before bed. basically, it restores zinc (which is critical for the lifting I do) and just makes my quality of sleep better, but it also gives me crazy fucking dreams.
I haven’t taken it in a good while, but started again yesterday.
& I dreamt that I was in a restaurant...
i’m so ready to have a functioning laptop again. hopefully it’ll spur me back into writing.
i’m looking at things I wrote in 2010 & man, it just makes me want to type everything that comes to mind.
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morning wood is distorting the
bat symbol on my underwear.
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come on paycheck! hit already so I can pay my phone bill buy a Kinect!
i’m following people on instagram now. guess I have to start taking pictures of things other than myself.
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wanting to say things like ‘man, I just had a good workout’ or ‘I have a sick pump in my lats,’ & responses being one of the following:
nonchalant change of subject
‘cool’
‘what the fuck are you talking about?’
some lame joke about their television remote working their thumbs
weightlifting problems.
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took two days off from the gym
so I packed a bag of gym clothes
and got hyped & determined to
go straight from work to the weights.
& then I left the house
without gym shoes.
add “do better” to
resolution list.
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would it be weird to put
“drink more beer” in my
list of resolutions?
is it acceptable to make that list now?
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Possible The Receiving End of Sirens
reunion at the bamboozle?
Possible road trip?!
