February 2012
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watched Kill the Irishman.
now I’m afraid to
start my car.
then you realize there’s a bulge
in your “before” picture.
which means there has to be a
bulge in the “after” picture or
the judges are going to think
something has gone
horribly awry.
Anonymous asked: What is your theme?
Anonymous asked: i'd trade nudes with you
I'm not putting nudes on my blog.
Not everybody that follows me
wants to see my errthang.
Where were you guys on the
bet BEFORE the game, anyway?!
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If New England wins, I get all the nudes.
If New York wins, I give all the nudes.
deal?
kiddin’.
maybe.
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dropped four to six pounds in
the past five days. woo!
is it strange that after just wanting
not to be big my whole life, now
I don’t want to be under 200lbs
for fear of losing power?
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Anonymous asked: just love me already.
Anonymous asked: damn you and the lust you're stirring in me.
Anonymous asked: You're very handsome. Wish we could see the rest of your face.
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“okay, one beer.”
three beers and two shots later …
What I hate most about Twitter: finishing a good...
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Anonymous asked: You are so fucking sexy. Every time I see your pictures I'm like UNF. You are a real man. <3
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my supervisor’s last
name is Utterback.
& he has a humped back.
can’t even make that up.
January 2012
102 posts
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now i’m in my twenty-third year. this is the time to get my shit together or fall to the wayside. I’ve got plans, and i’m setting them into motion.
no more waiting, time is too impatient.
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Anonymous asked: I like you.
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nothing quite as enjoyable as
trying to sing Ramble On as
accurately as possible.
which is not very possible.
my body feels beaten.
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oh nothing, just seeing
Anthony Green & the Dear Hunter
tonight in Atlanta.
first show in little while.
excited!
Mr. Crecenzo, I’ve missed you.
I promise these aren’t skinny jeans.
I just have a lot of ass & thighs.
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the cover of Life & Style says
“How [Eva Mendes] seduced Ryan [Gosling.]”
I’m guessing it went a little like this:
“hi Ryan, I’m Eva Mendes.”
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a truck was coming towards me
in a parking lot & my first thought
was not “move.”
it was “I will punch this truck.”
what is wrong with me?